Fun Memes To Feed Bored and Hungry Brains

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    Font - M@thew @Tweet Potato314 [Argument at family dinner] Wife: *Whispers to me* Don't start taking sides this time. Me: Why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* They're too busy yelling to notice.
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    Font - Anna Looking for my debit card. Where's your purse? Ok oh okay it's in my purse it's on the floor in your room i think, check by the bed Why is there a burrito in your purse? There is a Taco Bell burrito in your purse. what? oh yeah that's my beefy five layer it's for emergencies Read 11:55 PM How long has it been in here. Please tell me you don't plan on eating it
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    Font - "Tell me more about this gravy hot tub..." Days Inn 321N HDTV EGGS WAFFLES BISCUITS AND GRAVY HOT TUB
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    Rectangle - ここにゴミを 捨てないで下さい DO NOT DUMB HERE. NOT DUMB AREA HERE.
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    Water - I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present I am a 400 year commitment Please think hard before you give someone a Greenland Shark this Christmas.
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    Gesture - Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark I've decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
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    Dog - DAVE I MISS YOU SO MUCH ITS BEEN SIX MINUTES SINCE YOU LEFT PLEASE COME BACK (Delete delete delete) Hey 10: TheFunnyletrovert
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    Wood - FOR ТОВАSCO USE ONLY
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    Horse - Young me, full of hopes, dreams & optimism: Me now:
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    Food - Is it though. Is it a model cucumber. Is that the most logical thing for it to be. The Met: Egyptian Art @met_egyptia... 2h Model cucumber, ca. 1850-1700 B.C. metmuseum.org/art/collection... #egyptianart #themet
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    Christmas tree
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    Jaw - My concerned parents hoping they didn't accidentally raise a sociopath ? Me pretending to be a dinosaur in the grocery store
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    Sleeve - When my roommate asks if I heard someone crying in the kitchen and why the shredded cheese is all gone GIF Perhaps we have a Poltergeist
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    Tie - CONTINUITY ERROR: HOW IS IT THAT JOHN KRASINSKI PLAYS TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS WITHIN THE SAME UNIVERSE? 4
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    Font - laynie rose @thelaynierose when i train our new booksellers im like "listen. one day someone is going to come in and say that their favorite book of all time is the book you hate more than anything. i need you to act normal about it and not negatively react or pick a fight with them." 11:50 PM 11/5/22 Twitter Web App . 879 Retweets 98 Quote Tweets 21K Likes
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    Font - miri's island @DykescoSpider I think we called it Star Wars STAR CULTURE Star Wars Culture @SWCulture - 2d . Opinion: Should Luke Skywalker Have His Own Series? ow.ly/fRW050Lstzy 6:49 PM 11/5/22 Twitter for Android . 9,895 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 113K Likes
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    Font - yasmin @ycsm1n i want to do one of those ancestry DNA test kits, but i also don't want to potentially screw over my future grandchild from getting away with a crime in 2072 8:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter Web App . 2,018 Retweets 206 Quote Tweets 30K Likes
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    Font - Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau I think it's unreasonable that people expect me to solve my problems using the same brain that makes me touch a cactus every time I see a cactus.
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    Font - theoriginalmajestic Follow me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED 166.9k notes
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    Dog - none of these words are in the bible
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    Joint - When she looks through your phone but all she can find is: 3 400 Babbel course ancient Egpytian fire fighting techniques in Egypt in the 1st and 2nd century BC what date did the Library of Alexandria burn down? how to build a time machine K 71 71 71 K K
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    Atmosphere - I love looking at the stars on a clear winter night. Seina It's only 4pm. 21
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    Font - Frank Whitehouse @Wheel Tod My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children. 10/10/2014, 3:23 pm
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    Font - I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.
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    Product - Pinned Tweet Italian Elon Musk Ayy!! I make a da rockets!! 66 2.1K @alexqarbu.... 16h Italian Elon Musk I make a the marionettes paint a like Rick a Morty!! "Ayyy I'm a the Pickle Rick!" Paisan 3 1757 @alexqarbuc... · 1h . 29 10.7K Italian Elon Musk @alexqarbuc... · 3h I just a invent a new fruit, I call it a da "tomato"!! I come up a with this all by myself!! Ohhh disruptiano!! 97 327 400 Italian Elon Musk I send a the calzone into space!! I don't pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!! 1.4K 1.6K @a
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    Font - netherworldpost Because I will never be able to eat lava... (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.)... my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey. netherworldpost bowlofworms About your post about eating lava and that you think it would likely have the texture of very thick honey: I emailed the USGS. They said lava would probably taste like rocks HOWEVER, it would likely have
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    Toy - mods are asleep post illegal lego building techniques
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    Facial expression - adam.the.creator That's what I love about these they keep getting Targaryens older and I stay the same age
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    Breastplate - ***** MID ADE
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    Organism - Here is a basketful of baby otters. In case your life needed to see a basketful of baby otters.
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    Plant - Don't mind me, just submitting myself to the terrifying ordeal of hope
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    Nose - Yes, maybe cartoons had an influence on my preferences... WEE
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    Font - skinnybirch I feel like listening to Hamilton and In The Heights has bumped up my street cred, but only a very small amount. Like, yes I can rap, but only about the US financial plan or New York traffic conditions.
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    Organism - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze "Guys don't express their feelings because showing love is for sissies-" look buddy, if Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor can tenderly kiss Boromir on the head, then what's stopping you from being affectionate? 8:54 AM 22 Dec 19 Twitter Web App

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